My host something-or-other

Luis is my host mamá's boyfriend who lives with us. So he's some sort of "host" relation of mine, but it's a little complicated to describe. Anyway, he's rather funny. Some choice examples from the past week:

Luis: "So, your friend [who's a massage therapist] needs a young handsome guy to give massages? I'll do it!"
Pepita: "You can't do it; you're old!"

Luis: "When I die, just tie me up in a garbage bag and throw me in the sea."
Pepita: "Even that costs money!"

Luis: "Spanish women are funny. In the winter, they cover themselves with clothes. But in the summer, they take it all off" (commenting on the news which showed all the madrileños on the beach for the long weekend)

Yeah, I'm going to miss this place.
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Posted by Emily on 04/30 at 03:08 PM

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